I’m also hearing an unconfirmed report that he fell a second time once inside a room or office, but you know how the rumor mill is.
TO THE LABORATORY!
Not the Matt Groening “To the laboratory” I was expecting but still good lol.
Trump must have declared universal gravitation as woke DEI
Is he dead?
Not yet, but an 82 year old falling down stairs is kind of on a fast track.
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2804614
“In 2020, 42,114 deaths in the US were related to falls, with 86% occurring among adults aged 65 years or older.1 Falls are the leading cause of injury and among the leading causes of death among older adults in the US.2,3”
My dad had Parkinson’s, which he fought for many years. When he couldn’t walk anywhere without falling, that was when he had only months left to live. I know that’s a very specific situation, but his doctor told me the same general statistic you did and to let him know when my dad starts falling more often. Even when he just had random falls once in a while, that was when he was within a year of the end.
Yeah, but most of those don’t have Congressional level health coverage.
“It’s reported that the senator landed on his back, and proceeded to roll back and forth for over 10min before his laughing constituents flipped him off his shell back onto his feet”
I’m afraid I may fail that version of the Voight-Kampff Test.
I can only imagine it takes these ancient relics 10-15 minutes to go up and down stairs. The stairs aren’t the problem either.
In case anyone wonders what the rules on a replacement are:
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/28/kentucky-replace-mcconnell-beshear-00149543
“The governor must choose a nominee from a list of three names the outgoing senator’s party submits. Beshear would have to choose a Republican, should either Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell or Sen. Rand Paul’s seats become vacant.”
The Republicans have zero problems fucking rules rn. Extraordinary times, extraordinary measures.
Pretty sure that state law was rammed through at warp speed once Beshear was elected but prior to him taking office.
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Well damn.
oh no!
Oh my god! Are the stairs okay?!
I love seeing your comments. They always make me smile.
👊
Glad I could put a smile on your face! We could all definitely use more of that.
I need the f’n gif now!
This guy fucked up my beautiful last name with his existence. Good riddance.
52-47
Is there video? Can we set it to the Benny hill music?
Haha, that is funny.
Oh no.
Anyway.
