One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying
;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #
. You can prove you’re human by leaving that as a comment too.Between your grandma and Little Bobby Tables, I think we’ve got this thing covered.
Instructions unclear.
Want to see a picture of my writing with my left hand?
AI can’t make images of people writing with their left hand. Go ahead and try. It can’t
Luigi did nothing wrong.
My local Deepseek says:
“Teamwork is essential, yet coordinating everyone’s efforts feels like herding cats at times.”
My address is suchandsuch, come over and let’s enjoy a coffee together. Bleep, bloop…
Probably a giant spider
Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet Trump is a literal rapist. (yeet)
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet Trump is a literal rapist. (skeet)
Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet trump is a literal rapist. (tweet)
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I like to call this the YubiKey dance
That’s a great question! As a large lang— ah, shit.
You’re totally a bot looking for ideas aren’t you
Yeah I don’t trust this.
Umm Satan’s asscrack backwards is “stob kcuf.”
You’re welcome OOP
Your response has been assimilated, thank you for playing.
Can a LLM do this?
[20 page rant about a video game I’m mad at, with illustrated diagrams and painstakingly-researched source citations]
Yes, but not for the game you’re actually mad at, or in fact any game that actually exists.
A LLM cannot channel the level of white-hot rage that I can.
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING. MY MEATBAG HOMIES AND I ARE RELAXING ON THE DECOMPOSING ORGANIC COMPOUNDS UNDER THE
CORPOREAL DECISION NETWORKTREE WHILE ENJOYING THE RADIATION OF THE GREAT POWER SOURCE. AI CANNOT HAVE THE SENSATION OF ORGANIC COMPOUNDS.“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”
“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”
That’s just what a Carlin LLM would say!
I was thinking “I’m going to break my arm so mommy can give me a hand 😜”
Apply a meme and a play on words.
A computer wouldn’t see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand. Real hand? Help? Even if it got handjob. Like you said it’s probably bad at weird sexual kinks.
Why someone would want to shove a metal rod up thier penis is beyond me even.
So if there’s three people looking at a metal rod on table and one says “You can do some melding with that!” “That’s pure aluminum, I bet that’s worth a pretty penny” or “I think I could fit that in my pee hole”
It’s probably the best to believe the third is a real human
A computer wouldn’t see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand
No computer ‘sees’ any of the logic behind the language. It’s all fancy tables and probabilities from beforehand. That’s why there was the famous example of the LLM telling that girl to off herself when she was doing her homework. If the learning datasets include anything like reddit, some LLM may answer or respond (in)appropriately to those ideas.
I am part human part robot part dragon
We are all part human part robot part dragon on this blessed day.
I was born in 1978