What a shameful and un-Christian lifestyle… /s
No central wife figure, no central mother figure: only concubines in the compound.
Are we worried about Christianity now? I don’t really know what Elon claims to believe
No actual worries, I just see a great irony where he’s trying to paint himself as conservative & Republican while being the only one not parading his current wife around, and just adding women to his breeding compound. Added /s.
She also publish religious children books. Most of which looks like furry art.
He believes in a god, but unfortunately he thinks he is it.
Sorry to hear that.
This is one immigrant who is taking public handouts and having too many kids
“Author”?
That’s your description of this fucking ghoul, from all the words to use?
A person who was fucking let go from TP USA for being too big of a piece of shit? Do you realize how outrageous that statement is?
Author? Holy shit.
Was about to ask in amazement who would still be fucking this man, but sounds like they’re great for each other.
Also, probably nobody is fucking him…
His kids arrive through IVF and surrogacy. I imagine half because he’s actually a nazi and wants the electronics angle of having a child selected for traits to start his own little master race of people who jump up and try to make an X with their word bodies… And half because he probably has weird genitals and has probably only ever actually been physically sexual with his own mom (if his dad is any indication of how that family works, plus his weird public relationship with his Nazi hunger games mom).
I have never heard of her, though if asked to guess what someone with a name like hers is known for, I’d have guessed porn.
In a way, I’m sure this was that with less distribution.
- Likely a legal agreement in place prior
- Other people likely in the room
- Compensated directly for her sex work
- Likely filmed as a loyalty test with video held by perpetuator as kompromat (see nxium)
Also imagine he puts chips in all the kids heads that can be remotely detonated so that the mothers stay loyal and humiliate themselves publicly through tweeting perpetually (see grimes).
Because otherwise they are just broken, depraved villians complicit for the “fun” of it.
What a joke
Musk stocking up on bodyshields
I think he’s trying to create a new royal line for his galactic empire. Half kidding, but he literally does want to emulate Dune
I’m not sure is helpful if they’re all from different mothers, just guarantees infighting.
No that’s absolutely part of it
This guy has no concept of contraception or parenthood
Hey Elon, use a fucking condom like your dad should have done!
He’s only doing artificial insemination to ensure male offspring
For the women who are his victims, I certainly wish that was true.
I’m sorry.
I ask the media to give me privacy… Post information on mass media. Donk.
I have not previously disclosed this to protect our child’s privacy and safety, but in recent days it has become clear that tabloid media intends to do so
Yeah, five months passed without anyone in the media caring about her or this baby. She got impatient and wanted to yell it from the rooftops whole blaming the media for the attention seeking behavior.
she does not want media she is after $$Ms in child support. but who is the child with right now?
Musk has to have a breeding kink 🤢
Hasn’t he pretty much said as much?
I don’t pay attention to what that man says.
Not to defend Elmo but I feel like that’s a fairly normal thing for most species? If our ancestors didn’t have a breeding kink we wouldn’t be here.
Dear Onion,
Please write a story about Elons fertility clinic shadow ownership in the missing financial declarations before it comes out for real.
Thanks,
Lemmy
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Please put “By ChatGPT” first next time so I don’t waste my time reading slop.
Without money I struggle to see why any woman would have sex with Elon Musk.
Even with money, most of them seem to be IVF babies.
It’s not clear if this is for medical reasons or because no one wants to sleep with him.
Do you have any source for that?
Elon Musk, took an engineering approach to reproduction, and his first five boys came into this world via IVF, and the last girl was delivered using a surrogate mother.
Was the first hit on Google.
Also.
Almost all of Musk’s children have been conceived via in vitro fertilization (IVF),
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elon-musk-sperm-compound-texas-1235146555/
Wtf Is closet gay?
He can only get it up for anime tentacles.
Rofl someone should do a wrong answers only thread of this.
Except for at least one of them is bound to be right
He’s trying to emulate Genghis Khan, isn’t he?
