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First rule of the Fight Club app, dude.
careful, Icarus, you’re dangerously close to unraveling the closeted circles of Republican voters. It starts as a coy game of lions and lambs, ends with brokeback mountaineering
I wish I could quit you.
How about tinder but it’s for doing odd jobs for each other. You post the job you need doing and if both people swipe correctly you both have to do each other’s chore or odd job. Maybe it’s moving a couch or mowing a lawn. It’s a tit for tat, eye for an eye, or take a penny leave a penny type of system.
I think you just reinvented having a local community. We need that.
Brawler: find fights, foes…
Brawlr
“Fight” 😉
Someone’s gotta come out on top and someone’s gonna end up on the bottom. Maybe sometimes you switch, first he’s on top, now the other guy, just depending on how close it is. If it’s really close, they can be going at it, rolling around in a sweaty struggle for sometimes an hour or more.
These can be fights where you win by grinding each other down. So could call it Grindr!
…and if it’s your first day, you have to fight.
Yep, first thing I thought of.
Why would I want to get my ass kicked? I pass.
Unironically a good solution for modern day pent up aggression and lonely male syndrome.
Try boxing
“We should normalize beating up strangers to cope with our fucked society” doesn’t sound appealing to me
I mean it’s pretty much youtuber boxing, only a matter of time until regular people do it
I think the app would need a celebrity spokesman to win over skeptics like you.
How does Brad Pitt sound?
Why do you think sports where invented?
