The Imperial Roman section also works.
I’d be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately
The volunteers at my local air museum all were just excited about the planes and the little demos they had. They also had a huge Rosie the Riveter section because it was the bomber plant filled with ladies building planes to kill Nazis.
She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.
Maybe, if she wants an older man that has RFID sheets.
Who doesn’t?
Who does?
No seriously, I want to slide into their dead drop and swap messenger pigeons.
What’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Keep starin
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Devilishly clever!
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.
Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))
There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear
I mean, they’re not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.
Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don’t have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.
A random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It’s a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)
A random bear is a lot more likely
I get the feeling you’re not acquainted with wild bears.
Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.
Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)
I think it really depends on the bear. Polar or grizzly, and you’re in trouble.
This is about being with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…
g with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…
This was the sauce
https://people.com/would-you-rather-be-in-woods-with-bear-or-man-tiktok-8644184
be in the woods with a bear or a man
The Parks Service is reporting on bear attacks in the woods.
While true it’s not man attacks in the woods, it’s close enough to at least understand it.
Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you
I still wouldn’t be able to talk to her so…
I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.
Dating apps aren’t working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.
That’s because it was written very shittily.
I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam
That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?
Depends on how much she likes a plus sized man with a fedora collection.
To each their own
As a man, i just wait in front of a mural with angel wings and wait around for the million of wonen who take their profile pictures there.
I read this wrong and thought this was akin to “don’t dip your pen in company ink”
I have a picture of my wife posing in the children’s cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.
I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.
This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone…
Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.
Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder
Some 78 year old docent will approach you.
Sure, if you want a pedantic patzy history buff. Lol.
