Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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  • Just once I’d love to see a major government force a company into bankruptcy by making them clean up their own mess.

    Company: “We can’t clean up our industrial mining waste, it’s too expensive and we would go under!”

    Government: okay well we will have the taxpayers pay for it. Here have a bailout. Remember, daddy loves you so much “Oh then I guess you should have factored that into your costs. Get to work. And when you have no more money to pay for others to clean it up for you, we expect to see the executives and management out there with gloves and a can-do attitude”








  • Also how many are repeat callers.

    “Hey Bert, Old Man Jenkins called in another Santa Clause, do you have eyes on a plane around the airport?”

    “Sure do, Tina. Small single engine is making it’s approach now.”

    “okay thanks. I’ll give you another ring when he calls in for the 243rd time this year…”

    Back when I was a teenager in church, some of the local cops would be talking shit about the “crazies” they would arrest, and apparently one guy would call in about UFOs every time the nearest air force base used the training airspace that was overhead. Multiple times a week, and I guess never listened that it wasn’t aliens.










  • Miles O'Brien@startrek.websitetoScience Memes@mander.xyzLaunches
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    I actually sent a rescue mission to save one of my kerbals and the science they had on board, and ended up needing to launch a mission to save the rescue mission…

    Had to break it up into three launches, two to build the larger ship in orbit and one to fuel it up.

    I learned a lot about orbital mechanics that day…

    Total time in space was probably about 20 years…

    And I may have forgotten about a kerbals in one or two plays…