Silly answers only. We need a laugh or two in spite of another day of stupid news.
Melania and Ivanka Trump
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish Paul Bearer were still around. That’s the kind of WWF Superstar manager energy we need for the next completely normal, never a waste of everybody’s time, successful negotiation.
Wayne Gretzky
Santa Clause, it has to be the greatest Canadian of them all!
Ace Ventura, or Jim Carrey if Ace isn’t available.
Martin Short
Neil Young
Ezio Auditore?
Winston Rothschild III
Zelenskyy
Yeah bring him back and have them both knock Trump and Vance’s teeth in.
Bob Probert (RIP)
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.
Or Deadpool as Ryan Reynolds. Either way.
Oh goddamn, if only.
Colin Mochrie.
This is a game called Helping Hands. Colin, you’re going to be Donnie’s hands and in this scene Donnie is trying to change his own diaper in the middle of a the Oval Office during a press event with the Canadian Prime Minister.
Trailer Park Boys
Just remember Trump, what comes around is all around.