American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.
Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?
What in the actual fuck.
Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.
So people are fleeing the US? That’s not the brag you think it is…
What percent of immigration is illegal? I’m beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants
Trump has (so far) been deporting at a slower rate than Obama’s or Biden s highest rate. He seems to be mostly making a big show to discourage border crossings. It’s kinda working, but even regular travelers on tourist’s visas are getting the 9th degree when entering the country. My daughter’s UK boyfriend was grilled for 90 minutes with questions like, “Why don’t you have more underwear packed?”
He seems to be mostly making a big show
This but amplified from the rooftops. In the criminal business, they call someone like Trump a “distraction.”
Why don’t you have more underwear packed?
Equally funny whether you interpret it as a nagging motherly figure worried about this young man having enough clothes, someone who really wants this guy to stay longer, or someone who doesn’t understand that laundry is a thing you can wash
The Greys. They leave but they mutate and reproduce first.
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this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I’ll post on political humor, sorry
this is most definitely political homie, this is literally referencing politics.
The joke isn’t political, the joke is math.
It references a hot button political issue, and most of the comments are about politics.
This is a transcript of a meeting. Those are words that trump did say, but this screenshot is cropped deliberately to hide that fact.
This is one of the typical lies that trump is known to make in speeches. This isn’t a whitehouse staff member publishing those words as a written statement the office stands behind.
Lol
wat
Step 1: Turns country towards fascism
Step 2: ???
Step 3:
Profit?Genocide?Lowest numbers in a decade.
Which is not the flex they intend it to be.
So… how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?
They’re crossing on the opposite direction now
I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn’t explain the math
And bringing additional people with them!
For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It’s really dumb
Ohhhhhh omg now this makes sense. Thank you!
Deportations
Hint: math
People trying to get out of the country, I guess
I thought of this one but a deportation or just leaving aren’t illegal crossings… So it wouldn’t work!
And trying to get out of the country crossing illegally is still an illegal crossing, so, it doesn’t make sense
