Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
As a woman I agree
Would you like a babybel?
As a man I wanted to clarify that I am also easily fascinated by cheese
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Fascinate in the sense that she’ll spend the next five minutes confused as to why you gave her cheese.
Might be the wrong kind then.
My cheese wasn’t Gouda ‘nough?
That joke was sharp. ._. hehehe
It finally makes sense, Tom is a man and Jerry is a woman.
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
where are those candles winding up?
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
Are these in order? So stealing her shoe and a hairpin with hair in it, and then when she confronts you offer the cheese as a diversion?
You have found the new movie plot that Hallmark has been looking for.
I was thinking it would be one of those mangas with really really long names:
“I Cast 99 Spells to Make Her Love Me, But the Only Thing That Worked Was Cheese!”
I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers
So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?
You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.
And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.
Lets test that: 🧀
Are you a woman now?
… Maybe.
Who needs estrogen when you have c h e e s e
Por que no los dos
Cheese nuts
Duley noted. This may work better than my method of crying and begging for affection. So far, zero percent success rate
Maybe you need to cry even harder?
That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af
I hope they ended up getting married.
I heard they had a cheesy wedding
Smell my cheese!
thank god you circled it, I wasn’t sure what was being pointed at
