Well Obama didn’t have these glitches in 8 years, and Biden didn’t have these glitches for a combined 12 years, so if your level of success is only two months, you’re a fucking failure
This administration has been nothing but “glitches” fuck these people, we need more Luigi.
The “how about her emails” crowd sure has changed their tune now
The Buttery Males stopped caring once they won. No amount of misconduct from their side will ever be recognised.
Because the ignoring of congressional law and judicial orders is intentional but what are they going to do. impeach me. so sick of those guys I can’t wait till we start rounding them up and shooting them.
Good luck America, yer’ fucked.
We kill racists and fascists! In fact Europe had to have us come kill theirs too! We had to practice on our own, that’s why we’re good at it, and why we will always have to do it again every so often.
It takes everything they’ve got to keep the little bit of control on the country they think they have. All it takes for them to lose it, is 3.5% of us to step up. That’s why you can’t find any reporting on the protests and town halls here. We’re past critical mass, it just needs to hit home. People are organizing. Its coming.
Our one glitch is from signal
Well, and the NRC
Our two glitches are from signal and laying off people at the NRC
Oh, there was also the misleading DOGE numbers
Three! Our three glitches were signal, the NRC, and misleading DOGE numbers.
And DOGE having a completely unprotected database of course.
Oh, dash it all.
Nobody expects the Trumpian Inquisition!
Ackshully we’re all braced for it
I really hope our saving grace is wannabe technocrats not understanding how technology works
lol. This was the only glitch?
Remember when your dumb asses fired the people who maintain the nuclear stock pile?
(Who wants to go next?)
And the air traffic controllers…
(Next!)
Cancelled research into transgenics because it starts with “trans”
Removed Jackie Robinson’s page from a Department of Defense website because of their war on DEI, then had to backtrack and restore it because Robinson was famous enough that even a lot of the MAGAts out there felt uncomfortable about it
lol. This was the only glitch?
Remember when your dumb asses fired the people who maintain the nuclear stock pile?
That was all intentional. Everything he’s done to fuck up the US, the economy, and our relationship with our allies has all gone according to plan, because he’s an enemy to the United States and a domestic threat to our Constitution.
America continues to ignore that ISP’s and their entire infrastructure is hacked. Where infecting end devices is no longer a problem to intercept text messages etc in real time before encrypting them. Any efforts to do something about this were immediately stopped by trump when he took office so that spying can continue in peace. Russia and China are not dependent on such leaks if they are in the systems anyway, but there is no uprising. Whereby that represents the far greater danger. The priorities of the Americans are crazy
Not physically being in a scif using SIPRnet is not a fucking glitch you fucking clown.
Well, ish… SCIFs are used for the collection, dissemination, and storage of Top Secret/SCI material. Secret Internet Protocol Router Network (SIPRNet) is only cleared for up to secret level material. There are higher classification networks they should have been using instead.
Active war planning is scif unless there is some overwhelming reason someone has to be remote. Doing “dope shit in Russia” is a bad excuse for not being somewhere much more so when it’s an adversarial nation who’s constantly monitoring and trying to break into government devices.
Yes, but not on SIPRNet, which was my point. Even inside a SCIF “SIPRNet” is too low a classification network for this discussion, and SIPRNet can be accessed outside of SCIFs in spaces cleared for up to Secret.
And we have no idea how many fuckups they’ve covered up.
The only reason we know about THIS attempt to bypass the Presidential Records Act, is because they finally fucked up so bad that the NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR accidentally invited a reporter to sit in on their illegal text meeting. It is extremely clear that this sort of illegal arrangement is SOP for the MAGA Nazis.
It is long past time for the Dems to start playing Hard Ball, and this case is the perfect one to start with. The Dems should give this the Hillary treatment, and hang onto it forever. These Nazis should be asked about it in every interview they do forever. They should push for investigation after investigation, and whenever they gain power in either chamber, they should immediatrly launch a deep investigation. Make each participant appear for testimony, and grill them for 12 hours, and do it over and over, for years.
Never let go, be so relentless that even we get sick of it.
You can call this the only glitch because everything else they have done since January is a line of catastrophies. And this one did not turn into a catastrophe that cost lives just because the journalist in the room behaved responsible.
“Glitch”
Trying to make it sound like a technical failure, not a massive show of incompetence and a huge security lapse by people who are unqualified for their jobs and shouldn’t have been communicating through those channels in the first place.
And “It’s the first time we’ve really fucked up inexcusably in a whole two months” doesn’t really work as a defense. Nor is it true.
I am not even sure if he knows what a glitch is on a technical level btw.
It is however his very very first admittance of a failure from his administration, so… yay? I see progress! /s
Trying to make it seem that they’re not actively breaking all the laws around record keeping for government business.
There’s no excuse for this.
“We’re sorry you found out” is basically what he’s saying.
Trump dismisses Signal security failure as
“Our failure”.
Signal worked perfectly here: if you add a contact, they get the messages.
What failed was the Trumpist, like at everything else.
That’s…not how Signal works, but I appreciate your enthusiasm for the problem.
Yeah sorry I underspecified because the rest is implied in the context of the case. You add a contact to a group, of course they get the messages that go to the group.
Heck, even IRC (basically) works like that.
We’re in the “if it happened, it wasn’t that bad” phase.
If I was the US military I’d be troubled by the fact the President doesn’t recognize how irresponsible and dangerous this all is.
His first glitch, eh. I would not want to be in the US military under these fuck-ups.
If you also count Mitch McConnell, that’s gotta be at least 10 glitches since Christmas.