WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
If there isn’t at least one snowball to the face I’ll be disappointed in Greenland.
I’d also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
Ice balls would be better
Those guys were just dicks, these are assholes and loud pussies with guns.
I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
I hope they will freeze to death.
Slowly.
Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.
Brutally attacked and shredded to pieces by a walrus.
Stake both of them out on an ice flo for the polar bears.
Remember, no official meetings, and they have to pay for the trip themselves.
Why can’t Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that’s being nice.
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
Can’t they just deny VISA entry?
That wouldn’t be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.
To El Salvador!
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.
Detain them indefinitely instead.
If they did this. I don’t even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press “he doesn’t know anything about it, you’re telling me for the first time”.
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.
"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
Nah, that would give the idiot an easy excuse to invade.
Epstein them
Eh they’d need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
Just as long as the Greenlanders don’t threaten to give him back.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Hey Denmark, keep him
Seduce him with couches. Danish design is pretty raunchy.
Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he’s visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s
Terrible… For the whole world
An assasination is a world war triggering event. Please dont hope for this
I was imagining more like an angry mob.
That’s so aggressive, but not new. Let’s not forget the US is an imperial power who has constantly deposed and invaded other countries.
Abhorrently disrespectful on a national scale flex but not ok.
