How dare you allow us to make this incredibly stupid mistake?!
Rent free in Mar-a-Lago
If that leak wasn’t on purpose these asshats are sub forest gump stupid. They stupid and they does.
Thanks Obama.
Obamna*
See, Biden stole the election right under our noses, even he didn’t know!
What a fucking idiot! And she is heading CIA?
Fuckin rights, Biden is also the cause of climate change, and my itchy asshole. Definitely nothing to do with forgetting to wipe.
Holy fuck. Because for some fucking reason, the goddamned director of the fucking central intelligence agency doesn’t fucking know that just because you’re able doesn’t mean you should.
Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.
The “feature” they are looking for is that it deletes itself, despite that also being illegal. They don’t want records of anything to last because when you are doing illegal stuff, records come back to bite you eventually.
They are using exactly the right app for the features they want.
The real app they are supposed to be using archives it like everything is legally supposed to be handled. For the express purpose of accountability and eventual transparency.
Holy fuck. Because for some fucking reason, the goddamned director of the fucking central intelligence agency doesn’t fucking know that just because you’re able doesn’t mean you should.
Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.
‘Fuck’ count: 7
(Sorry, couldn’t resist. 😋 😇 I get your anger though; agree.)
The F-bombs have been successfully deployed. Congratulations 👊🗯️💣
Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.
They see that as waste.
“Why do we need to spend all this money on custom coms gear, software, and standards when an off-the-shelf mobile phone bought from a rando retailer with unknown supply chain (likely manufactured in an adversarial country) and using a commercial app not vetted for sensitive government use is cheaper?”
I can’t remember the last time a reporter accidentally got on a jwics message chain.
The supply chain comment makes me wonder if they might need new pagers soon.
“We were not allowed to have any messaging apps on our work phones,” said one former top national security official on the condition of anonymity. “And under no circumstances were unclassified messaging apps allowed to be used for transmission of classified material. This is misdirection at its worst.”
of course they’ll end up with charges.
Oh, this is the twilight zone, so no they won’t.
had a feeling this would happen when they said “blame biden” in the chat.
It was Snowball! He snuck into our group chat under the cover of night and sabotaged our great
windmillwar plans!Press F to blame Biden
Bwahahahaha
… in the tenth decade of the MAGA Empire, a new political catastrophe occurs … as in previous occasions, Biden was again blamed for these problems.
In the year six thousand and eighty eight since the flood the Free People wondered if they’d lived suitably MAGA to be redeemed from eternity in the domain of Biden, Lord of Evil.
Why does Kash always look mid-shart?
Look at ol’ Lumpy Farts Kash
So not dei or Obama’s fault?
nono, it’s still those things too
Did Biden explicitly prohibit drinking bleach and eating rusty nails? Because if not, go right ahead you incompetent fucking morons, bon appetit!
It was actually discussed years ago on Clinton’s email server. I remember.
