I got something like this for like 15 euros from a German shop but I’m sure you’ll find it everywhere. I payed a little extra for stainless-steel instead of plastic. It’s still incredibly cheap and my family uses it daily for years. I don’t need any more luxury.
I think this is better than whats mounted into the toilet, because well sooner or later you get one of those days when shit flies everywhere and then enjoy cleaning the nozzle, meanwhile these things are usually just attached to the side of the toilet pr to the wall and no danger of it getting shit on barring extreme circumstances
Lol, maybe in a shit (pun intended) bidet. Mine is mounted under the toilet seat and self cleans before and after spraying. Also, I can have it set to hit my butthole instead of trying to plains aim and spraying water and shit where it doesn’t need to be.
Plus, mine has heated water, so I don’t feel like I’m gonna get frostbite on my butthole in the dead of winter.
Even the cheap ones have a self clean setting. It just sprays water down the nozzle, and is between on and off. Turn it to that for a second and then off. Never had an issue. When I clean the toilet I use the same brush to glance over it, but really it stays clean on its own
If it’s tapped directly into the ice cold water line that sounds terrible. Gotta save up and spring for ceramic instant water heating.
Nah, it’s great, seriously. Saves me a cup of coffee in the morning. :)
This is the kind I have, and I will never not have one again.
Plastic doesn’t rust, sometimes it’s better. Even better if it let’s you adjust the spray width.
Well you could hire a maid, and they pour toilet bowl cleaner onto it. Even after you told them not to. Now the plastic is eaten away, and you have to replace it.
How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?
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Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing
That’s what I love about mine. Automatic lid raise and lower as you walk in, heated ring and water, (both adjustable temp), air dry, (again heated), and charcoal filtered air filtration to minimize the stench from that drive through burrito.
It’s the posh life. Very nearly the equal to having your own chamberlain.
Humm, I see you enjoy Toto. The king of home Bidets!
God bless the rains down in Africa.
Bidet causes vampirism?
Soon. Soon.
Yes.
Why are you using a French dude in the pictures when everyone knows they don’t use bidets?
I got onboard the bidet train during the Covid lockdown. Simple to add on at my apartment. It was my #1 request when I moved to my GF’s house. We replaced the whole toilet with the upgrades.
It took one of my partners having surgery before they agreed to let me install a bidet. Never have I been so happy to strut around and say “I told you so” once they both tried it and realized bidets are awesome.
Once you go bidet, you’ll have a happy day.
Yup. Same. Feels way better. It’s just like taking a shower after every dump.
Yay, bidet!
If I got shit on my arm I would wash it with soap, there’s no soap in a bidet so I don’t get this argument
But with a bidet, you do have an option with soap since it can be rinsed (which I believe is the norm in my poor ass country, be it bidet or good ol’ dipper). I don’t normally wipe soap with a tissue.
By that logic, why wash it off at all? Why do anything?
Water > dry paper.
That’s true but if the argument is “deal with shit on your butt the same way you would deal with shit anywhere else on the body” then the logical conclusion would be to take a shower after every poo
The argument is “The common way of dealing with it is bad”. Doesn’t have to be perfect to be better.
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I don’t know about you but I don’t wipe my anus on my face or use it to pick up food. No judgement though.
Do you ever have someone’s face near your junk?
But I sit on my couch and bed, where I sometimes lay. I know there is a layer of clothing, but sweat is a thing.
Me either, but I would still prefer it to be clean.
Installed one for my wife when she moved it, never used it. At this point I’ve forgotten it’s even there. Talk about old habits dying hard.
24/7, Orchard fresh, my dude. I’ve OPTIONS.
Stop kidding yourself
Missed opportunity on “Stop skidding yourself”.
I went to paper high school, then baby wipes college. Let me know when you get your PhD from bidet university, then we’ll talk.
🤣 Damn. I had to upvote this one.
Amateur hour.
Clean butt club!
I’m using one of those hand squeezer bidets and yes, it’s great. Ever wiped your ass until it was sore? That’s because some little shit pebbles refuse to get out. With a bidet you can shoot those motherfuckers directly out of your rectum.
We’ve got one of those ones that attaches to a regular toilet, and I gotta say that it’s fucking wonderful.
However. The water pressure in our house can be kinda weird. Mostly it’s normal, but sometimes it’s like a jet washer for a few seconds. And those few seconds after you’ve first opened the bidet are like getting reamed out by a Karcher.
I’ve brought bidets awesomeness in groups before.
It is immediately apparent who is “in the club” and who is not.
Bidet with a quiet-close toilet seat 🧑🍳💋
Auto lid, auto flush checking in.
Yes, I’m spoiled.
Wiping like a pleb when you travel and slamming the seat.
