Stuff like “god damn”, “fucking hell”, etc. Anything that stems from religious sources. That includes fudged varieties like “jeez/geez” and “heck”.
And to clarify, this isn’t some attempt to avoid blasphemy or anything. I’m not particularly religious and would rather rewrite the neural pathways for those “defaults”, but haven’t been able to come up with satisfactory alternatives so far.
*To clarify further, I’m all good with most other curses (shit, fuck, ass, etc). I’m not trying to be inoffensive, just non-religious.
Always some material from Bill Dance. First clip on this one
“Kiss me where the wind blows”
Jesus titty fucking Christ can be any name you want.
salt titty fucking esc
doesn’t quite roll off the tongue tho
Jaba the titty fucking kek. Rolls well
but of course who wouldn’t want to fuck Jabas luscious folds
Fucking fuck
Fucking shit
Wtf
What the shit
Fuck me
I mean there are endless combinations
Sometimes simple is best.
Could you replace them with the swear words you don’t mind saying? Or am I not understanding what you’re looking for?
e.g. “For Christ sake” can be replaced with, “for fuck sake”.
Gyatt damn is my latest favorite. It sounds close enough but is absolutely absurd when you think about it. “Thick-ass damn!”
AFAIK, “gyatt” is from the way people say “g-d damn”. As in, it’s what certain people said when they saw the thing the word has now been associated with.
Fuck’s sake*
Hank Green made a video about this exact phrase
TIL
Vlog bros are my heroes.
Well, boy howdy!
Bob Saget
A classic
SomethingInGERMAN!!!
Okay, little backstory here. When I was growing up, there was this fighting game called Karnov’s Revenge, and it was the 90s, so the characters said little 2 second phrases that more or less sounded like words. My friends and I were fascinated by it, ended up adding many of those phrases to our vocabulary. One of those characters was a giant German wrestler named Marstorius - and some of his phrases were just incomprehensible. So we ended up just yelling “SomethingInGERMAN” when he would pull of his big wresting move. No, not a translation, no actual German words were injured. And boyo did that stick, still say it to this day.
My mom always hated god damnit so I started saying “Dang-ol’ dingus dangit” and it’s stuck for half my life.
Kid friendly, has a satisfying rhythm, silly enough to difuse some of the frustration, and usually gets a laugh
I’ve started saying “death” as a curse word
Shut The Front Door!
When I swear, I tend to use “fuck” or “bitch”, and maybe “shit”
Big fan of people angrily shouting TITS
Also, cum’s on the table
Common swear words fall into religious, sexual, and fecal. If you merely want to evade religious, there’s plenty to choose from. Shit, ass, fuck, etc.
Just listen and pick your favorite.
“Oh, beans” is a good one for replacing the “I screwed up” meaning of"damn it".
