I was thinking about old flash games the other day. Swords and Sandals and Line Rider ate a lot of my time.
I apologize in advance for any decrease in productivity or wasted time.
My boss is gonna be bummed at you for this. I’m not though. Tyvm.
You’re very welcome!
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The old internet was like the wild west. Who’d have thought it would meet a similar fate to it too?
We referred to it as the wild west even back then, and we knew eventually civilization would catch up.
The Ed Edd and Eddy game where you used machine puzzle pieces to put a jawbraker into a bucket was my game as a kid.
There was also a beavis and butthead game somewhere where you hocked a loogie at people from a rooftop lol
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Oof my personally specific nostalgia.
The Lego website had a huge collection of games.
I liked running around the movie studio just exploring.
You can still find a lot of their games on the various flash game collection websites. I lived on Lego and Cartoon Network games.
I’ll forever miss playing that Galidor Quest one though. Haven’t found a place to replay that, think someone said it needed backend stuff that wasn’t ever made public. 😭
Did anybody else play Kids Next Door Fusion Fall?
I see you don’t appreciate the “click all traffic lights” minigame on every single website in existence
All right, bonus ambiguous motorcycle level!
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Or “Click the zebra crossing” and the page is a 6*6 image and it’s just one huge zebra crossing
You can still do that on newgrounds.com
itch.io, sort by free browser games
I miss the era where most pages didn’t have ads.
I was browsing a manufacturers product website the other day, for a billion dollar company that makes industrial products.
Every page had fucking pop Up ads. Wtf!
When was that? I’ve been using the web for as long as it has been publicly available (1993), and I remember ads were always a thing. Hell, it used to be a lot worse.
In the 90s there were endless popup ads that would block the entire page, and used javascript exploits to literally move around the screen to avoid your mouse, so that you couldn’t hit the close button. Not even killing the process worked cause they would just come right back the moment you closed them.
And don’t forget about those sneaky pop-under ads that you wouldn’t even notice until you were about to close your browser for the day. It’s the reason why I was an early adopter of the original AdBlock when it first launched back in 2002 (I use Ublock Orgin and NextDNS these days.)
Ads aren’t nearly as obnoxiously today as they were back then. At least the close button works. And they don’t open in a new window anymore cause pop-up blockers are included in every browser now and have been for about 2 decades. And thankfully browsers have also disabled the ability for javascript to control window position and size.
What were the ad blocking methods available? I didn’t really use the Internet until early 2000s and I can’t remember when I started using ad blocking extensions.
In the 90s? There weren’t any. You just had to put up with it.
Wikipedia says the first Adblocker was released in 1996, but I never heard of it, nor did I know of anyone who was blocking ads back then. I didn’t hear people discussing Adblockers until the mid-to-late 2000s, when AdBlock Plus first became popular.
I used ABP for many years until I learned that they sold out to the ad companies, and thus switched to Ublock Origin sometime in the 2010s. Not to mention that I got tired of having to manually update my ad filters. UBO made adblocking simple with its auto updater.
Yeah I meant the 90s Thanks, your timeline makes sense to me. I wonder if that ad blocker from 96 even did anything. I know they sold software that “doubled your ram” and other impossible things.
I’ve been using the web for as long as it has been publicly available (1993), and I remember ads were always a thing. Hell, it used to be a lot worse.
I too started using the web back in summer of 93 NCSA What’s New era. At that time, the idea was that if a company just put a web page up that was their ad, but the most exciting parts were people just putting up information for free. Link ads and banner ads started in 1994 but they weren’t too bad. Pop-up ads started in 1997. They were pretty bad, but most browsers got popup blockers pretty quickly (especially Netscape Navigator iirc.) Adblock 0.1 was written in 2002 and the cat-and-mouse started. But generally the web was a great place to get information. Then the social media companies came forth with false gifts, speaking lies.
Most of those were actually malware that I stalled in your computer and infected the browser, not an actual ads.
Ads back then were mostly static banner ads that lived at the bottom of a website. They started getting worse in the early 2000s.
Like 1986?
Because in the 90s population ads were REALLY bad. You’d open a page and 30 new windows would open up with ads, and closing each one caused 3 more to open, and you eventually just had to turn off the fucking computer.
And this was on dial-up, so they also destroyed your bandwidth.
Robot Unicorn Attack was my shit.
Yeah, I miss it in some ways, too. It was more of the Wild West of internet.
I would argue today’s internet is fully optimized for control over people (when desired) & profitability. Unless there’s some Earth-shattering backlash where idk people kill all ads & they purchase NOTHING online unless they very specifically search for it…this is the internet, perfected. The internet is free, our attention & wallets are the product. Traded, tracked, bought, and sold.
It used to be a whole weird wide world. Then the corpos got a hold of it, and now it’s 5 giant spyware websites filled with screenshots of the other 4. Say what you will about the old web (NO HTTPS!) but at least it was human.
I grew up in the wild west of the internet and I do miss it. Things were so much more interesting, but that was probably becuase I was a kid and the internet was new, so having all this content was not usual.
People were happier. There was still hope back then.
My website has a game on it still lol
link?
I mean all those in browser games required shockwave, flash, or java which basically was malware but we didn’t know better then
