The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1942arrow-down114
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up110·9 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoYeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·9 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·9 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 months agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-squareparty_planet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Mind. Blown.
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
He was an ape
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
What if you could math the monkeys?