I’m so sure that this will happen…
More lies from a fraud
It can drive itself straight to the dump
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don’t know how.
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
I’m sure Elon musk would hit all of his timelines if it wasn’t for the Democrats or Steven Miller
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
Driver included
It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.
lol right. tesla cars can’t even tell the difference between a painting on a wall and the actual road.
LOL my Tesla? Nonono. The possibility of me ordering a Tesla would require so much leadership refactoring at Tesla, I’m confident this is no longer a possibility.
To put it more sussinctly:
Fuck off with this bullshit ad headline. I wouldn’t touch these swasticars if they jerked me off nightly
Earnings call is today
Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.
Lies
As if the far right folks will buy an electric car and Elon burned the bridges for buyers on the left.
No, but the not as far right conservatives might. I have a cousin who bought one recently… I’m pretty sure it happened because of the Whitehouse yard sale Trump did with Musk.
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