This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
what’s 9 + 10?
21
Knock knock.
21
Eww too old.
📸
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account
There are no children on this app💀
is baby gronk the new rizz king?
baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you’re old…
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
You pervert
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
21 - 2?
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
69
Nice
910
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Hello type conversion, my old friend
NaN with you again
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Didn’t you read? It’s your age!
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry
take your credit card number
add 2
that’s your credit card number plus two
post it
4444 4444 4444 4446
Damn you’re right
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
I got 5318008
It means you’re using JavaScript.
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…It’s like the least convenient form of time travel.
If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
Oh neat, it’s my ssn!
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- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you’ve been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
No
Look under your foreskin.
whaa… how do you???
holy shit, elvis?!
NO?
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
COVID made this accurate
After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
Because your real age is white
Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs…
I was told to never do math not even once
I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
I want this on my gravestone.
