SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up11.19Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.18Karrow-down1imageIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squarehuppakee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoBuying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoGood news, everyone! Vampires don’t need heating! Or groceries.
minus-squarehuppakee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThat which is dead can no longer die
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThey’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
minus-squareTassieTosser@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
Buying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
That which is dead can no longer die
They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
Vampires don’t need no warmth