ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoJust a pic of two bestieslemmy.worldimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1620arrow-down114
arrow-up1606arrow-down1imageJust a pic of two bestieslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144·2 months agoThe double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoPut your fist down flip it and reverse it
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIsyerr herpa flippa-flapjack
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoFor good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoOh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoNow sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
minus-squareMisterMoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoSee that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoMove it in and out at a medium pace
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoI regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
minus-squareMaiq@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoI hope this will help redeem your regretful decision. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now. Thanks for the laugh tho
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAhhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoPretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.
The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.
Shove it up your ass.
And mine.
And then spend it
Put your fist down flip it and reverse it
Isyerr herpa flippa-flapjack
For good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
At a medium pace.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
Move it in and out at a medium pace
I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
I hope this will help redeem your regretful decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
Yes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now.
Thanks for the laugh tho
Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
Pretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.