A sword and a dildo. Fightin’ or f…un. Your call.
Garden knife and iron skillet.
Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting
A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
And both these items make good impromptu weapons.
Neat! Ty :)
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Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Touring kayak and back country skis
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
A belt and a doorknob
Risky, but easier than using your hand.
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A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Drum sticks
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
Can of beer and a bowling ball
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls
A beer and a tablet stylus
Just the stylus?
Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet’s around here somewhere.
