Really not beating The Burger Reich accusations
But if the burger pope’s allegiance is to McDonald’s then will the burger king still kneel to him?
Saudis built Trump a McDonald’s Optimus Prime
McOptimus Rolling out!
It’s like that Nazi Zeppelin but instead it’s a McDonald’s
Right click on this to deploy the MCV, turning it into a Construction Yard. Build 1 power plant and a barracks immediately. You’re going to need more Frytroops to guard your base before advancing the tech tree.
Beyond parody.
Wherever he goes. We follow
Trump is going to have Saudi Arabia convert the Qatari Boeing to a portable McDonalds
Field testing the mobile response unit for burger soldiers who get shot on the battlefield they can be rushed into surgery to get a mcchicken grafted onto the wound.
Proudly serving Meal Team Six!
SEMPER FRY
HOOAH!!
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