WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STINKER?
I’m banned from club penguin
Cobblepot’s Lair?
Overwatch. T-bagging dead enemies
That would seriously get you banned? X.x
Overwatch’s report system is automated which means enough reports, even if you did nothing, will get you banned.
Yeah, sure, just like how all my League accounts got banned for the other team being jealous.
Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I’d just run into the men’s. Apparently they don’t like when you do that.
I’ve taken so many girls to the gents for a wee at big events. I do like spoons though. Something about it’s trashiness appeals.
I wonder if you’re banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn’t respect the integrity of the queue.
There was no queue for the men’s. I respect queues, which is why I used the men’s - I didn’t want to have to join it.
I dunno, we might have to get a ruling on that. Surely there’s someone in a powdered wig somewhere who can give us the official stance.
As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…
You must be fun at Disney.
The swings are my jam lol
Huh. I’ve never seen that before. Men don’t mind.
Bouncers apparently do
Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol
“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”
I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)
Was it in various Wetherspoons? If so, could have been me.
She is banned from multiple restrooms…
I need to meet some British women
Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I’ll ever understand, but it’s the sort of quirk that’s probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.
“Toilet policing” sounds like someone’s arresting a dump
Mister Hankey has entered the chat.
“Well Hiiiiiiii-di-hoooo…”
Got banned from Reddit for criticizing the current White House administration.
I got a couple of temp bans, actually got the morons over there to reverse some because they were ridiculous, but it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.
Fuck Reddit, it’s been a shithole ever since they decided to turn redditors into ad revenue. Nazi sympathizing corpo boot licking brown shirt friendly shithole WILL go down in flames like digg, and I’ll be standing by to watch and laugh.
Anyone who manages to maintain a Reddit account for more than a year needs to wake tf up. The social contract is burning down.
I’m trying to get banned, but only some subs so far
For sure. I gotta say, my blood pressure has dropped since I switched to Lemmy.
Got banned for saying that “Israelis should have Netanyahus head on a pike”
If you ever wondered whether Israel has influence over reddit there’s that. I really dont see how this could be “advocating for violence” level of ban worthy offense.
I’ve then tried the same message with other world leaders and no bans yet tho I’ve only tried a few so far. Maybe someone wants to donate some reddit accounts for this experiment.
I was PERMANENTLY banned BTW. …and here comes Lemme. Lol
Good news, in case you’re feeling nostalgic, you can relive the experience right here on select lemmy servers.
My fake name got written up because I entered a protected nature park. I leave nature as I find it so I considered the “Not allowed to enter” sign authoritarian bullshit. When some guy caught us we gave fake names and he said we would get in trouble if we came back.
Lmfao. My house is next to a nature preserve, and I can’t say I haven’t thought about walking into the woods to take some better pictures.
It’s good that you are like that, but those limits exist because some people aren’t.
Then get me a responsible human license.
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I think it’s nice that you thought your class was fun :)
I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid
I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping
I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below
When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.
I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.
He didn’t take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.
Just made me think I was.
A ritual excommunication? I wish we had a transcript. Were you abjured?
Ooooh, bummer. Good story though. At Six Flags Fiesta Texas, this ride is called “Dungeon Drop”.
It’s called Mr. Freeze in six flags over texas (Dallas)
I see! So they moved the Batman rides, huh? Nice
I can’t ride the Batman roller coaster anymore 😞
My torso is too long, my shoulders get pinched when lowering the restraints into position
Oh noooo lol
I was going to say Reddit, but then I realized you meant from some fun place. So no, I haven’t been banned from some place fun.
I got banned from a bar once, because I refused to give them my water bottle. Which I entered with it empty. Which I filled up in front of staff
I wasn’t even there to drink, they just have a nice arcade section I used to regular
Dang, that’s tough! I’m right there with you, wanting to take my own liquids with me… but they probably thought you had GHB.
Nope
One Irish Pub (popular chain here in France/Europe) in Avignon cause I puked all over the counter. Although I assume they’ve forgotten cause it was about 10 years ago… but I also haven’t drank in about 5 years so it’s not like I care, lol.
We once narrowly avoided something like that because the owner of the place had overheard that our friend who puked under the table had just got dumped by his gf. She was very chill about it, just asked us to get him home and maybe stop him one drink earlier the next time we were coming.
Buddy, I highly encourage you to go back there and tell us if they recognize you. How can they NOT? You’re a damn legend in this pub!!
Don’t know if I was ever banned but I was definitely asked to leave a go kart track when I was about 10 or 11. It was a kids track with only a few karts to choose from but they weren’t even as far as performance went. I had picked one that turned out to be slower than one another boy chose, so he kept lapping me as we were driving around. I’ve always been very competitive so I was just getting madder and madder as this smug little shit kept passing me even though I was pedal to the metal, so I made a decision. One lap as he was just about to pass me I wrenched my steering wheel to the side and ran him off the track. I was, of course, spotted by an attendant who stopped me and brought me over to my very embarrassed parents then asked us all to leave. I don’t think the other kid was hurt, but I didn’t care enough at the time to check so he might have been.
He knew the throttle wire trick
I don’t know why so find your story so damn funny
👏👏😂
🚑🫂👈 the other kid’s parents lolNot my proudest moment, but definitely funny.
currently working on getting banned on the rest of the reddit subs i frequen(ted).
Does that count?This reminds me of an old cartoon; Old guy getting banned from the cemetary and rejoicing his new found imortality. Thought that was funny.
I got banned from a bar once, because I refused to give them my water bottle. Which I entered with it empty. Which I filled up in front of staff
I wasn’t even there to drink, they just have a nice arcade section I used to regular
I’ve been banned off of Line for the crime of doing literally nothing. I created an account before a trip to Japan so I could add Japanese people I already knew or might meet while there.
I made the account without any significant issues, got the QR code to add a friend then got an unspecified error any time I tried to add them. I tried adding an official account with the same error. I looked it up and saw some suggestions about waiting a few days to try again so I did just that with the same results for any official account or my friends account. My brother made an account and tried to add our friend with the same results, then found that when using my QR code it said the account didn’t exist.
After digging more into it and trying to figure out what was up with Line’s support directly all I could find was an FAQ that said if you got an unspecified error when adding someone then it means your account violated Terms of Service for sending illegal messages, harassing people, etc that type of stuff. Still have yet to figure out how exactly either of us did any of those things before we could send a single message, but I’m sure it’s a very good and logical reason which would surely also explain why Line doesn’t answer my tickets or emails. Surely.
Happens to me with vpn. Ebay notoriously did the same thing and I have heavy suspicion it was vpn. I contacted support and they said I violated tos and they couldn’t tell me why and said a new account to evade the ban is also against TOS. So far, I haven’t had any more bans but I’ve had to make like 10 so far.
Probably got flagged as a bot by accident tbh
Happens sometimes, especially if you’re on a vpn
