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git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago

Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

abcnews.go.com

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Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

abcnews.go.com

git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago
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A small nodule was found in former President Joe Biden’s prostate after “a routine physical exam," a spokesperson confirmed to ABC News on Tuesday.
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  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    crab-party ?

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I want to hear what Trump has to say about this right now.

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    proof he’s not trans. transvestigators in shambles.

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      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32282346/

      Testosterone causes the growth of prostatic tissue in the vagina. Nice try, cis biden truthers

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    Sorry it was me, he said i could crash

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    When I was younger I was taught about purposeful speech. Essentially, will what I’m saying make the world better? Who the fuck thought this was appropriate to send out? It’s made my day objectively worse. I’m assuming many others as well.

    • mendiCAN [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      tho not as bad a day as the person who discovered it…

      • aberrate_junior_beatnik (he/him)@midwest.social
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        They discovered it as part of their job. My partner works in healthcare and they say you get used to these aspects of the job. And look, I’m in favor of setting up a mouse-trap-the-game style contraption that results in a giant anvil falling on Joe Biden’s head because he’s a genocidal maniac, but I honestly think he’s probably a genocidal maniac that’s pleasant to be around. All this to say the worker probably had an average time of it.

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          All this to

          ruin the joke aaaaaaaaa eviscerated

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    Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden’s prostate

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      Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden at all?

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      he have prostate so it’s confirmation he’s not an anarchist after all, meaning anarcho-bidenism is in shambles.

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    I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week! biden-rember

    (Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      alex-aware

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    the nodule has a right to defend itself

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    it’s a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome

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      I don’t feel like people talk about this enough. That’s when he was still kinda lucid

  • dragongloss [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    imagine being the guy who has to finger the previous president’s butthole

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      no

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      Don’t have to tell me twice.

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    After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager

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    Unlimited Cancer on the Amerikkkan Political Kkklass

    biden-trollqin-shi-huangdi-fireball

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    Yeah, good. Okay.

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    Comrade nodule

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    Vaxxed?

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