Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]

The brightest minds of our generation are hard at work in the HBO mines coming up with this kind of innovation

if you recall Cassian was with the rebels there.

I had completely missed that one, good catch

After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager

I like that Luthen’s backstory preempts Clean Wehrmacht Myth style talk of the Imperial Army which I think Solo played into a bit

Tarkin has been itching to use the Death Star for 20 years at that point and wanted to try out the wunderwaffen

Teachers have to buy pencils and paper for their students, they aren’t getting fluoride for free somehow

I know it’s just picking at a joke but

You know what, maybe I should reconsider my innate bias against white men with abnormally tall hair. After all, I met Conan O’Brien once and found him absolutely delightful!

I’m sure Conover would be friendly if you met him, too, and if you think Conan has better political positions than Conover I’ve got a bridge to sell you

It would be interesting to see them litigate that ‘lifetime subscription’ means the lifetime of the company, not of the purchaser

They’ll say he’s too left wing to be elected when he tries to get the dem nomination

In a decade the libs are going to be calling Trump the Peacemaker and wishing these new republicans could be more like him

Canadians suddenly tripping over themselves to get US statehood before Palestine

When they had that star ship hotel guests could have their personal Star Wars^tm Experience which let them side with the Empire and the climax of the story was ratting out Chewbacca and having him dragged off by stormtroopers

Always enjoyed that the eating habits of the democratic elites are so strange and bland that conservatives preferred to believe a global kidnapping conspiracy made more sense

I like this guy, he doesn’t trust the rich businessman and he’s a fuckin’ unit

I know it was supposed to be stressful for him but that whole scene all I could think was how much I’d enjoy if I had Forrest Whittaker doing a revolutionary monologue running in the background all the time

I would like to wish a very big Fordlandia to Musk in his company town adventure

Fettermein Kampf

5 had the most generic and shortest single player yet and was just a cover for the MMO loot box scheme they released, they’re just as sold out as Ubisoft

In a real theocratic state you’d take this shit as a sign to change your ways

Genuinely most of the biblical reasoning I’ve seen used is that when Pilate says ‘I wash my hands of you’ it made the Pharisees responsible even though it was still Roman soldiers who did it, and that is not even close to how sin and blame works in either Judaism or Christianity