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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality Show That Sees Immigrants Compete for Citizenship Being Developed by Trump Admin
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is developing a reality TV series where immigrants will compete for a chance to earn U.S. citizenship.
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    And they called me a fool for having Hunger Games on my bingo card.

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    I have the outline of a plot where Kristi Noem gets spit roasted by Mike Lee and Mike Johnson.

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      Does she die at the end? Can season 2 be MTG?

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      You mean like… Over a fire?

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    Scenes envisaged include one in San Francisco, where the immigrants are sent down a mine to collect the most gold

    In Cape Canaveral, Florida, the hub of NASA, contestants would rush to build and launch a rocket.

    In Hayward, Wisconsin, they’d struggle to keep their balance on logs.

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      I thought you were being facetious

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        Just adding some relevant facts. Not the onion.

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    I literally did a triple-take thinking I ate the onion and then realized it’s not fake. Holy SHIT. Time for the 2A.

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    May the odds be ever in your favor…

    What the actual…

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    The Running Man.

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      Ew, but yes.

      Ew.

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      It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!

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        We have the Millionaire CTE Scramble already.

        You know. Football. Handegg.

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        Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.

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          I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle

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          The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador

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        Bread and circuses.

        The United States is dying

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          Why does my bread keep going up in price then?

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            If bread’s too expensive you can always eat cake.

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    Of course the admin supports dehumanizing people for entertainment. How about reducing prices on something. Like bread.

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    Executions will be televised one day.

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      I know that I will have grim satisfaction while watching.

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    Star wars join the rebellion

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      The more I watch Andor, the more I feel like a need a gun.

      Coincidence, really.

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      Have higher standards.

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    This is like a really shitty version of The Running Man.

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      Shocking!

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