• i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      So a liability.

      I play FFXI. Our Paladins paladin. You tank like a beast or you GTFO. Damage comes from the Rangers and Samurai and Black Mages. Nobody expects the pally to do a god damn thing for DPS. The pally soaks damage and holds hate, the White Mages heal them. A good Paladin can keep hate off my Ranger. Good luck with that, BTW.

      Of course Elmo would claim to be the top pally with the best DPS on the entire server. Y’know, because he’s full of shit.

      “We’ll be on Mars by next year” 8 years ago. “Full self-driving next year!” 10 years ago. Sure bud. And I’m going to fart pixie dust tomorrow. YUP! Feckless removed. He is literally the most useless person that has ever lived. He is living proof that “meritocracy” is imaginary. Richest person on Earth and completely and utterly useless.

      Edit: I accept that removal, despite it being used in the European context. Dude still sucks though.

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        10 months ago

        Yeah, that was exactly what I was getting at, he’d pick a team play, tank class and try to play them like DPS and brag about being too good at the game for team raids or something.