i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]

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  • So a liability.

    I play FFXI. Our Paladins paladin. You tank like a beast or you GTFO. Damage comes from the Rangers and Samurai and Black Mages. Nobody expects the pally to do a god damn thing for DPS. The pally soaks damage and holds hate, the White Mages heal them. A good Paladin can keep hate off my Ranger. Good luck with that, BTW.

    Of course Elmo would claim to be the top pally with the best DPS on the entire server. Y’know, because he’s full of shit.

    “We’ll be on Mars by next year” 8 years ago. “Full self-driving next year!” 10 years ago. Sure bud. And I’m going to fart pixie dust tomorrow. YUP! Feckless removed. He is literally the most useless person that has ever lived. He is living proof that “meritocracy” is imaginary. Richest person on Earth and completely and utterly useless.

    Edit: I accept that removal, despite it being used in the European context. Dude still sucks though.


  • Still better than this shit in the US. Same failures, but at least the Nords have healthcare. My meds I can’t afford are $12,000 every two months. Current “Insurance” won’t pay for it. “So what if your skin rots off? It’s not life threatening! Well, until it hits your joints, then it’s absolutely debilitating, but not our problem.” (It’s hit my joints). I had insurance that covered it, but I don’t anymore. Meds worked like gangbusters. But I guess I’ll just fall apart because money. Cool cool cool.

    Here’s an idea: Instead of a ridiculous “auto-injector” contraption (patented, copyright, all rights reserved) just send me a vial. I can shoot up an IM injection myself. I know you all are so absolutely disconnected from the working class that you have no idea, but I actually have a refrigerator. You could just send me a years supply in a glass vial and I can shoot myself up. I don’t need an over-engineered piece of plastic that has to be shipped next-day delivery packed in ice to do it for me (Also they don’t fit in my Sharps container, so that’s really annoying). Probably save about $11,900 right there. Can’t do that though. Gotta keep those obscene profits flowing.




  • So here’s the thing about that: Those are expensive as fuck.

    I can get an aerial drone off Alibaba, strap a bunch of C4 and nails on it for like $50 and we’re done and dusted. I don’t have to be a special forces operator. I just have to be able to fly a drone close enough to nail-bomb a bunch of dudes from a cozy remote control center. If I fuck up, well, there’s 10,000 more drones I can remote into. They’re cheap. No need to pay Boston Dynamics $300,000 per unit. I got that Alibaba hook-up.

    Warfare is rapidly becoming pointless. What’s the ultimate end game? A bunch of drones versus a bunch of drones? What’s the point? I would like to think that this would make humanity realize the fruitlessness of warfare, but I’m not that naive. We’ll all go along with it. Why wouldn’t we? We’re all idiots.