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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.
100% this is the film industry.
The reason for all the marvel capes is to hide man ass because the director :
1: is scared of homosexuals enjoying the film 2: denies women have sexual desires 3: is scared of his own homosexual desires
No, capes are because superheroes have their origin in comics, and on the static artwork of a comic, capes made it much easier to show action than regular clothing.
They had the option to remove capes. until you run simulations as is and the cape floats up too high to show man ass. Director gets uncomfortably mad at that.at least as far as dc is concerned.
Lmaoooo
Except americas ass
You mean the Marvel films that managed to put a gratuitous topless buff bloke shot in most of them?
Something I learned from fragile dudes: Looking at top nekkid men is not gay. It’s “checking out their routine“ and totally not a gay subconscious.
It “woke” something up inside of them
to be fair it also mods the pants
Makes them tighter.
Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.
Never skip leg day, folks.
Where is this mod for Street Fighter so I can play 1v1 with my grandma without her passing out at the character select screen?
This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!
They don’t want to be ass-starion.
Looks like he’s wearing Depends, just like the orange menace.
That’s what they are probably going for. I wonder how many people started to wear diapers to be more like dear leader. Remember when they started to wear bandages on their ear when that fake shooting happened?
Why do they appear to have made his pants tighter in the process?
It just looks like badly cut jeans. Not having enough material for a butt crack, they cram your buttocks together into one squished amorphous lump.
Oh but on the legs? They appear to have removed a layer of clothing so they still have something to admire.
They can’t do that to Faerun’s Ass!
it’s a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we’re kinkshaming him.
There is no such thing as a human that can look at those two asses and think #2 is better
Tbf unless they have Lululemon the second one looks more like an ass in pants
The first has a wedgie
They turned him into just Tarion
The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don’t all have large breasts
Let them eat cake
The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.
Divide the cheeks, not the people!
Break wind not bread
May the Lord be with you
So you’re telling me some rando sculpted his butt as a hobby project 🤔