I took inspiration from Arlo Guthrie and I pre-emptively got a fine for littering so I have a criminal record and thus would be rejected.

I am only intolerant of intolerance.

If you’re saying intolerant bullshit, you don’t belong in human society.

Well the article says the botnet is infecting 14,000 routers and other devices a day. Not that there are only 14k infected routers in the world.

The number of infected routers averages about 14,000 per day, up from 10,000 last August, when Black Lotus discovered the botnet.

That’s why we have a sense of smell.

Where are you gonna get a 3rd arm to have a DIY 3-way?

The work being done on it in Japan at the University of Kyoto claims they would have an actual product by 2030. I don’t know how much of that time frame is going into making it vs getting it approved for use.

Dolph in porn 🤣

Now I understand why there is a claw on its crotch. It’s not a claw.

They need to clarify if that is porn of dolphins or porn for dolphins.

Don’t even get me started on the dude in one of my campaigns that wanted to use fireball in a sulfur mine.

“He’s been possessed by the Devil!”

cocks super shotgun “Shame.”

Me: “Fuck…”

“It wasn’t their time to go.”

Mr. Rogers staring at a bank of security cam monitors: “Hello, neighbor.”

They had every chance to take Sea of Thieves, listen to what players hated about it, and make something better. They chose a different path.

I think those two asterisks were supposed to actually be three dollar signs.

“Because $$$”

Cock Sparrer

Like… A chicken or…?

Nuke the nukes!

Both names in this passage seem familiar and yet the only book about vampires I ever read was Brahm Stoker’s Dracula. Was this adapted into a movie?

My butt feels like it would look like Hank Hill’s but it actually looks more like the moon (it’s big, round and full of craters).