multi step authentication flows that are customizable for each user would be kinda cool if that doesn’t exist already.
not too crazy like two factor authentication, just patterns or puzzles to arrange in different ways.
so every time someone tries to access an account, the authentication process is different every time
It opens up a page of my handwriting and it must be translated in order to unlock the computer. Even the most powerful linguist in the world couldn’t crack it.
delightfully horrifying
Joke aside, it’ll only work implying that they have to use the same computer. Anyone tech savvy enough will know that it’s trivial to put an unencrypted drive in another machine and read it.
Sway is fine. I still prefer i3 because I still use many X applications.
Now for this meme specifically, sway and i3wm are actually easy to understand once you know the basic key chords. Sway in particular can also allow drag and drop to tile manually without shortcuts.
Dwm though is a nightmare for Linux beginners let alone those who never use Linux before. I3 needs a .config file, so newbies can read it and figure out the key bindings. On Dwm? It doesnt need one because the system can just run the compiled dwm executable. So if you really want to make it more secure: configure dwm to your likings => compile it => delete the source folder. Nobody will know wtf is going on, except you.
i3 can also drag and drop to tile, iirc.
For this reason i kinda like using pass + pass-otp as my password manager as well. I mean regardless they still need to know my master password of course, but on top of that they most likely won’t even know how to use it since it cli based.
This is downright funny. Thank you for sharing!
Fixed the image for you
the real fix would have been the removal of drake
Ah thanks man, could you add some left/right padding as well?
Yeah, no problem
dwm suckless zen gentoo gigatron trilonaire elonmusknuker arm for the win
Tried this once, sort of. But it was in
wmii
. I switched workspace, and then my friend wanted the browser, so I say go ahead. He presses the little 2 down in the corner, I did not even know it was clickable, and that happens to be the workspace with the browser.deleted by creator
The computing equivalent of a stick shift.
Wouldn’t that be something that makes you manually tile your windows? Or are you making fun of i3 for not properly placing tiling windows to split the active one in half along the longer side?
If only you could start it with a dead battery!
no pedos in my memes pls
Yeah, that’s exactly me
Ok, so I happen to be the paragon of security through obscurity.
- Linux
- Sway
- Dvorak layout
- Mechanical keyboard c̄ blank keycaps
Come at me bruh
Switching to Dvorak caused the gratifying result of people that would just start trying to use your keyboard without being absolutely befuddled.
Linux+i3+emacs+dvorak+querty_mech_kbd
damn it. I am “one of those dudes”
I used my own modified colemak layout for some time.
Hey, me too!
Apparently I am too…
- Linux (NixOS BTW)
- Also Sway
- Colemak
- Mechanical keyboard, but the key caps are still QWERTY.
The last 2 can be mitigated by just plugging in a different keyboard, the second one by just pulling the drive, the first doesn’t really need mitigation, but nothing a $5 wrench won’t solve.
The key map tends to apply to all keyboards.
Depends on your keyboard. I have the kind where you can quick switch with a key combination.
I guess it’s possible for the keyboard itself to handle that, but I’ve set that up in the OS on both windows and Linux machines. And when I replaced a shitty keyboard with a better one just a little while ago, it had Dvorak already as the default layout.
Yeah of course. That’s how I did it when I tried Dvorak a couple of years ago too. Just mentioning that stuff is possible today.
gets hit with wrench
cums “h-harder daddy~”
“well shit, now wtf do we do?”
“if you don’t give the password I’m gonna stop” 🤷♂️
“B-but I’m into orgasm denial too” 🥺
After that point, you don’t want to know what is in the laptop anyway
But, that’s also when morbid curiosity kicks in~
“h-harder daddy~”
That was the exact password.
You can stop now
“My $5 wrench says you better start installing Windows.”
“Sure thing, just let me wipe the drive in the process…”
Keymap isn’t going to change automatically by plugging in a new keyboard…
This guy xkcds:
My keycaps are Morse code
I love sway :3
This is like me when I try to use my wife’s iPhone. Where are the buttons? How do I exit the app?
When in doubt, swipe up
try finger but edge
(my android phones don’t have buttons and haven’t for years)