• scott_anon_21@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    If anything were possible, I have always liked AE van Vogt’s fictional weaponry:

    In “The Weapon Shops of Isher”, the defensive weapons sold by the shops are advanced ray guns with integrated force fields, making them highly effective against government and criminal threats. These weapons ensure citizens can defend themselves against tyranny and oppression while upholding a policy of non-aggression, aiming to foster a more just government over time.

    The weapons can somehow be used to defend but not be used in an act of aggression. And the force field protects the bearer.

    A fun read if you are into golden age science fiction.

    https://www.prosperosisle.org/spip.php?article974#%3A~%3Atext=This+was+one+of+the%2Ccivilization+to+protect+them+against

  • DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world
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    Something that makes me disappear instantly and teleports me to the pub down the street. Cold beer is better than hot fight.

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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    Temporary blinding LED flash weapon, stink bombs, vomiting, reciting the Captain Ahab monologue from Moby Dick where he’s telling them to split their lungs with blood and thunder and crack their oars and backs.

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      Captain Ahab monologue

      This one’s kind of cool. What about a voice modulator that makes it seems like your voice is their own internal monologue and you can disarm them by boring them to death or confusing them.

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    Some sort of impenetrable energy barrier or whatever that would absorb/reflect whatever fast kinetic blow/projectile would be ideal, IMO. I’d rather have the absorb version so I could just berate them for being violent instead of just getting killed by a bouncing bullet, lol.

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    An orbital cannon for 1 lb kinetic impactors. You’d probably want them to be in low earth orbit so they can strike quickly. This would of course require a constellation of satellite cannon systems, probably 2000 or so would be sufficient. Also, you’d want to be standing back from your target, probably 20 feet would be safe. Probably.

    Also, they’ll have mixed results indoors, either putting holes through every floor above you or not quite reaching the target if you were at the base of a skyscraper. Probably not awesome for the skyscraper either…

    Maybe someday everyone could have one of these for personal defense.

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    I’ve read somewhere and I’m not sure if it’s true that there is a device that can be inserted inside the vagina which will essentially bite the rapist’s penis and the only way to remove it without destroying the penis is via surgery.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    maybe like a rapid mandatory communication field that makes talking it out feasible in all instances

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    Self defense is a fantasy of control. If you want to eliminate threats to yourself rationally, eat more vegetables, take care of your mental health, and drive carefully.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    The best defense is avoidance. To that end, a personal time-travel / prognostication device that could both predict danger and chronoport you back to before danger was imminent would be the ultimate defense, though suppose not strictly a “weapon”.

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      Put it in front of a group of DND players, or any other table top RPG really.

      They’ll weaponize it before the session is over.