He’s Morpheus from john Wick
c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.
Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^
Freudscher, uh, slipper?
Socialism in a nutshell:
Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can’t sell old bread? Who enforces that?
What? You’re taking this way too literally
Did I just read a good greentext ?
Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)
I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.
The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.
Wholesome greentext. OP is based.
Mutual aid in a nutshell.
Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.
How to start a mafia with zero $
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I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.
Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?
Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.
I will try not liking it.
Stay strong homie!
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but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?
I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.
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Whayyy are you G A E
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I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?
Lemm.ee refugee here!
I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating
we’re gonnahave a problem here…
Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.
Probably both
Hello
He has eyes everywhere
Which board are these short stories usually on?
it’s not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can’t find itI was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.
Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.
We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.
if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.
Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime
You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.
The Bear
Richie is the guy
that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.
Street gang sounds cooler