Apple comes up too late with innovations made decades ago.
No! That is not Liquid Ass!
LIIIQUIIIDDDD! (ass)
You could absolutely make a tinted versions and print with them.
Did you mean solid ass or solidus ass?
solid ass snake
dummy thicc Snake
Ah. Of, or pertaining to, the experience following consumption of milk-based products for those who are intolerant to lactose.
taco bell sound plays
What we want: OS updates that make the system more performant, more accessible, easier to use, smarter at using battery power, and more secure.
Apple: Let’s make everything an unreadable mess and tax the GPU to shit just for fucking UI elements, because we’re out of ideas.
“Let’s nostalgia bait millennials who miss the Aero aesthetic.”
Vista moments…
But make it worse.
Maybe it’s not about poop. Maybe “liquid ass” is what was “poured into them jeans”?
Let’s have a little optimism on the internet for once.
I saw a screenshot and it truly is liquid ass.
i think its actually much better than, whatever everyone’s doing now… because its translucent.
Mmm translucent ass… Homer Simpson drooling noise
Here’s a nice thread:
https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/114656110856131583
Notice how “Notification Center” is blurred for no reason?
The control center seems to be using some kind of super ellipsoids for no good reason.
nope… i still think its an improvement
Liquid ass is the Chocolate Rain of 2025.
😋 tasty
Ah yes, was missing the Windows Vista theme. /s
Fuck yeah
Never eat the gas station sushi.
Or, open up a can of man and down that sushi. I have trained my body to handle whatever I put into it. Gas station sushi no longer affects me negatively.
Why?
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You can’t rely on a gas station mini-mart keeping up food safety standards, especially where raw fish is concerned. If you eat spoiled sushi you may get the squirts, aka “liquid ass.”
You know what, you’re right. Go ahead and eat it.
Traumatic memories of tubgirl intensify.
I’ll take whatever ass I can get
Ass, ass, or ass, no one rides for free.
