She must’ve trained those animals really well if her skirt isn’t just caked in poop.

Moth: you didn’t invent the lamp!

Edison: look how I took credit for inventing the lamp.

Oh hey it’s that mouth that Jehovah’s Witnesses use to 'prove" that there’s no such thing as evolution.

That’s how dirty bombs work - an explosion deliberately blasts radioactive material in as wide an area as it can.

Tell that to anyone whose cat has barfed in their shoes.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.

Because people in power only want one thing - more power. They only fear one thing - loosing power.

No it’s the green pixels that cost too much.

Ya’know we used to call him “Brelok,” but then we found out he just loves cannibalism so we started calling him “Comrade Cannibal.”

To be fair it had been on life support for decades.

Almost, because my niche gaming hobby has no Lemmy community.

Well to be fair, there’s no memes in the world that distract people living under the shadow of bomb and missile strikes.

You should see the schnozes they’re sticking on hadrosaurs these days.

https://earthsky.org/earth/juvenile-hadrosaur-fossil-reveals-fleshy-snout/

Meanwhile on Newpipe: just another day with no ads.

It’s cool they’re brown. It’s the white ones with the fangs that you need to watch out for.

Well Fox News has been, since inception, the propaganda arm of the GOP. So not only will they do anything to get and keep eyeballs, they have a deficit of ethics and ethical contributors. So if they need to spray paint a shit log and call it a gold nugget then that’s what they’re gonna keep on doing.

It’s ignorant AF but probably not technically racist.

Easy there Son of Ruination.

That is fucking dystopian as hell.