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hes gonna get his head stuck in that
Can we get some of that irradiated gold they were talking about the other day? I have an idea…
I can’t tell if this is satire.
Yeah I also had a long think before I saw the Onion logo. But that’s kinda the point of satire.
He looks so happy.
Honestly they need “sleeper” rebranded mirrors for people to repost stuff like this, with a sly link to the onion and a warning at the bottom.
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He can barely hold the funyon in his tiny hand.
I ate the onion
I know it’s the onion so they chose the funyon, but I think a gold cheeto would have been a more apt choice
Doubly so, because it would just look like a golden turd.
I’d be scared he’ll try to eat it
I’d be very pleased if he did
Might cause something permanent
Melt it to soften it up for him and he’d be a modern day Crassus
tries to eat it
