MehBlah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoBetter check the closet, toolemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1764arrow-down16
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minus-squareYappyMonotheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·edit-27 days agoAnother W for faithful, taken men. 😅
minus-squareFrezik@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 days agoJokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy. If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-27 days agoUntil their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won’t be an issue but I’d rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days ago“I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 days ago long-teen relationship Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoYes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·7 days agoGotta watch out if they’re left handed, too.
minus-squareYappyMonotheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 days agoOh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.
Another W for faithful, taken men. 😅
Or polygamists.
Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.
If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.
Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won’t be an issue but I’d rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
“I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”
Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?
Yes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.
Gotta watch out if they’re left handed, too.
Randy Newman agrees
Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.