Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
Just curious, why are you asking?
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Want to come home and fuck?
You’re eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
He is indeed.
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!
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Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
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I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
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