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Elevator7009@lemmy.zip to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 month ago

Why'd you become a lich?

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Why'd you become a lich?

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  • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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    Because I needed all the extra time to really finish my game of civilization

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Damn imagine a turn taking a day or more.

      • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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        Or playing using real people and resources against other liches

        • MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network
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          Isn’t that just a war?

          • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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            Not every civ game is war all the time…

        • macniel@feddit.org
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          Are we still talking about ingame stuff?

          • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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            More of an IRL game of civilization against other liches.

            Wipe out a colonized planet, import confused cavemen for each “team”, get into the nitty gritty of civ building from an ageless eye.

  • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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    Because I don’t know about the Clone spell.

  • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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    Atheist lich that wants to live forever because he doesn’t believe in an afterlife and isn’t bothered by eating souls because he doesn’t believe they exist.

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Small nitpick: if you are eating it you know it exists, or else you couldn’t be eating it.

      • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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        Do you? You’re just casting a spell like magic missile or anything else. Perhaps the credulous fools that wrote it thought it consumed souls, but you don’t care about their ignorant opinions.

      • Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        have you heard about spiritual nourishment

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        if you don’t believe in eternal souls, you can assume you’re eating something, just not a soul.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    My wizard went the opposite direction. She acquired a Potion of Heal, and mixed it with a Philosopher’s Stone. My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old. Was absolutely great because frequently people vastly underestimated her. She was also an 18th level wizard/dweomersmith by the time she drank the potion.

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      My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old

      This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.

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    At this point I’ll need lichdom if I want to see elder scrolls 6…

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      oh, I’m way ahead on that one!

      don’t even wanna see it at this point, given the recent track record… can’t be disappointed, if you don’t expect anything!

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        That’s fair, they haven’t made a game worth their salt since snake bite piercings were popular and the IP won’t outlive Todd or Microsoft.

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      (Elder Scrolls 6 releases and it’s just slightly better than Starfield)

      Lich: well fuck.

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    I became a lich so I can make unliving friends so we can FINALLY have enough time to play finish setting up Campaign for North Africa

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    My character became a Lich to continue running her bank and investment company. People sign their future moneys away for ever for some of it now, and debts follow families for eternity >:)

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      very Orzhov coded, did you think about making a religion out of it?

      • optissima@lemmy.ml
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        No but I did run a campaign for a catfolk race that dealt in coins which were converted souls (you had to exchange part of yours to buy into it) with a worshipped vat of souls which was the central bank depository. Was kind of a spiritual successor for me

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      Calm down there, Satan.

      • optissima@lemmy.ml
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        Felt like playing a capitalist :)

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    Finally, I have all the time in the world to read, https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.W3v9b667eE1TsFLcSZ0OkAHaHa%3Fpid%3DApi%26ucfimg%3D1&f=1

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