True story: One of my friends got really high and missed his job interview entirely
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in the NYC World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.
Drugs are good.
They make you do the things you know you not should.
And when you take them your friends think you’re cool!Absolute classic
Not directly relevant, but I’m surprised at how many people I’ve known over the years who think “correlation does not equal causation” means “correlation equals not causation”. In other words, they think correlation is somehow proof of a lack of causation. “Correlation does not necessarily mean causation” would be a better formulation of the original expression.
It’s important to take the right drugs, if you want to get rich.
- For example you should take marijuana edible and vapes. Don’t smoke the dried flowers directly.
- You should take prescription painkillers. Avoid heroin and black market fentanyl.
- Do not take Methamphetamine. Try cocaine instead.
- Hallucinogens should help across the board
^Disclaimer: This is not a serious comment. Don’t do drugs!^
My mom, who was very much a hippie, always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you do them right.” Thanks for reminding me of her.
Disclaimer This is not a serious comment
Started out with genuinely good advice, though. Getting your THC from edibles and vapes is MUCH less bad for your health than inhaling smoke of any kind.
Don’t do drugs
Edibles are better than vapes, too. It isn’t just water vapor and THC coming out of those things. I prefer tablets, though; when I eat a brownie, I’d rather it not taste like I just licked a lawnmower.
I actually like the taste of weed and chocolate. Am I weird?
Nothing wrong with being weird.
The tips about opioids and stimulants are also valid if you want to reduce harm while doing those kinds of drugs.
There’s a reason rich people prefer them.
Yeah but like the thing that causes addiction is poverty (or some other unmet needs or trauma) so it doesn’t really matter.
More commonly it’s addiction that causes poverty. Drugs are expensive. And an addiction doesn’t make it easier to keep a job.
what rich people take depends on their location, culture, politics and ideology. if you want to be a right wing american prick, try weed, ayahuasca and ketamine. the specific proportions of each are a carefully guarded family secret of each billionaire family. it’s difficult to get precise measurements without visiting them on their own (or epstein’s) private jet.
Don’t do drugs
Except datura. Try datura now, you can look up the effects once you’ve taken it.
Oh man that was a week’s worth of talking to dead relatives with a mouth full of sand.
4/10 would do again if there’s nothing else around.
Once had a middle school classmate declare there were more rains over mountains because rain make them grow faster. The geography teacher was not impressed.
As a kid I was convinced trees create wind by moving their branches.
The spirit of Yahoo Answers lives on…
I do drugs and I have lots of money so yes.
I did drugs and had very little money so no.
That’s because you didn’t do enough drugs.
