• Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    It’s important to take the right drugs, if you want to get rich.

    • For example you should take marijuana edible and vapes. Don’t smoke the dried flowers directly.
    • You should take prescription painkillers. Avoid heroin and black market fentanyl.
    • Do not take Methamphetamine. Try cocaine instead.
    • Hallucinogens should help across the board

    ^Disclaimer: This is not a serious comment. Don’t do drugs!^

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3 months ago

      what rich people take depends on their location, culture, politics and ideology. if you want to be a right wing american prick, try weed, ayahuasca and ketamine. the specific proportions of each are a carefully guarded family secret of each billionaire family. it’s difficult to get precise measurements without visiting them on their own (or epstein’s) private jet.

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      3 months ago

      Disclaimer This is not a serious comment

      Started out with genuinely good advice, though. Getting your THC from edibles and vapes is MUCH less bad for your health than inhaling smoke of any kind.

      Don’t do drugs

      • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 months ago

        Edibles are better than vapes, too. It isn’t just water vapor and THC coming out of those things. I prefer tablets, though; when I eat a brownie, I’d rather it not taste like I just licked a lawnmower.

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        3 months ago

        The tips about opioids and stimulants are also valid if you want to reduce harm while doing those kinds of drugs.

        There’s a reason rich people prefer them.

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          Yeah but like the thing that causes addiction is poverty (or some other unmet needs or trauma) so it doesn’t really matter.

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      3 months ago

      My mom, who was very much a hippie, always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you do them right.” Thanks for reminding me of her.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        3 months ago

        Oh man that was a week’s worth of talking to dead relatives with a mouth full of sand.

        4/10 would do again if there’s nothing else around.