Phew. The small size, combined with other people surmising it might be part of a refrigerator greatly alleviates my worries you might have picked up a piece of unexploded munitions from WW2. Which is an all too common thing over here in Germany.

Sorry, in case that was unclear: These are predictions, not opinions.

Ukraine 💀 Middle East 💥 China 1️⃣

Whelp. This is the party that lost against Trump in 2016 by shafting Bernie. These Democrats deserve to lose the election but as usual, the consequences will be suffered by the common people. So one cannot even gloat over them losing a safe bet again.

And downright shallow as well!

No, America the Beautiful would never force citizens of foreign descent into camps! Certainly not on account of racism! And not in the hundreds of thousands!

Prevent predation? Seems like the orcas didn’t get the memo.

Me, too! 😭😭😭

We got him, boys!

Right in the qussy.

It is what it is.

But you can’t kiss a duck on the lips from the word go. Just ask Neil Degrasse Tyson.

That’s what happens when you forget but keep trying and then make a new post about it.

Doesn’t exist in German? What about “Frohes Schaffen”?

You know what doesn’t take effort? Writing stupid lists like that for other people to follow.

Boss is a lazy SOB.

All of this wouldn’t have happened if people just remembered to close the damn adrenochrome vat after use!

*drive your Little Rascal back

Let me guess, it’s about…leather-upholstered furniture?

Aren’t these weirdos just ASKING to be sent tons of used hygiene products for their perusal? I’m sure if enough ladies volunteered, that would soon quench their thirst for knowledge about your bodily functions.

Or…they would totally get off on this. Yeah, it’s probably a fetish.

No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?