The heat death of the universe will eventually come

This is extremely optimistic. Voting, as we understand it, is not going to exist.

We absolutely can stop running candidates. As a matter of fact, I don’t think we’ll be running candidates ever again.

This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

Oy oy savoy

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

I feel seen

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

Listen, Pelosi is just as much a ghoul as most of Congress, but she’s absolutely right here. The media keeps ignoring their responsibilities as much as Congress has ceded its responsibilities to the executive branch. The Supreme Court and Presidency seem to be the only “estates” flexing any of their power and the US does everything it can to get morally reprehensible tools into those positions.

Tapper looks like Trump talking about Jan 6 or the death of Rowe v. Wade shielding himself from blame by saying “He’s the nominee, I thought you might have a reaction.”

What is CNN a fucking YouTube channel now? Are you doing a podcast Jake? Fuck off you corporate shill. Go hang out with Joe Rogan.

Disgraceful.

I saw this band last week. They are dope. Not a ton of variety between songs, but it’s still really great. They get people dancing that’s for sure. The whole club was grooving hard. Tough not to with that 4 on the floor driving all night.

Blaze it?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

Sorry for repeating this comment I just made to another reply, but I don’t think I can put it any more succinctly:

Consider how much banks empower Putin by continuing to prop up the petrodollar which helps keep the Russian economy afloat.

Then consider how much these c-suite ghouls get a hard on for LLMs and AI and how much those muddy the waters of what is actually real, factual information and contributes to disinformation and misinformation on the web.

Maybe some would consider bigger a stretch, but I don’t.

Putin can go get fucked in the ear though.

That’s fair, but consider how much banks empower Putin by continuing to prop up the petrodollar which helps keep the Russian economy afloat.

Then consider how much these c-suite ghouls get a hard on for LLMs and AI and how much those muddy the waters of what is actually real, factual information and contributes to disinformation and misinformation on the web.

Maybe some would consider bigger a stretch, but I don’t.

Putin can go get fucked in the ear though.

Honestly, I consider the CEO of JP Morgan a bigger existential threat to humankind than any of those places.

That’s a nice looking pie. I don’t know what that person is on about.

Do you think he’s gone to faaaar?

I never would have guessed the Dark Tower would end up featuring in a shitpost trend, but I’ll take it.