Must be in Massachusetts
Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol
Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana
Lol… Fair point… It was for work though
Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!
D’Oh
Thought*
Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.
Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?
Vertical Integration.
The lawful evil kind.
Cutting out the middle-men
I’ve been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.
Yeah it indeed is
i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.
Because doctors live on coffee
Investors love repeated business.
For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.
So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?
Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich (which as far as fast food goes, not really all that bad). Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
Hmm that could be understandable
I would assume it’s there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.
No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.
That’s literally why it’s called creamotherapy.
Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.
Anybody reverse image search this yet?
WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov
Hmm…
why is California the only state that knows about cancer?
Regulatory capture.
Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞
I wanted to find it on the siteJust google dihydrogen monoxide
Oh know that bit, I saw the link to the CA website and wanted to find it on there
Average american hospital
Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.
Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.
Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.
What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?
Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?
If not COULD THEY and add salt?
