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  • Gonna agree with you for opposite reasons. The combat in the postgame dungeon, Costlemark I think. The one where you can’t use any healing items, it was a worthy challenge.

    The other postgame dungeon, the platforming one was, was way better than many final fantasy challenges like jumping rope and dodging lighting.

    Special mention for the incredible soundtrack, the Matoya’s Cave remix especially.

    But ya everything before the postgame, the umm main game I guess, was ridiculously short. Imagine FFIV ending when you drill into the underworld, or FFVI ending when the the world breaks, that’s what the story in FF15 feels like. As soon as you depart to the next continent you get rug pulled by a time jump that takes you to the final boss 🫠







  • Harbinger is the worst episode of ENT. The captain and the alien of the week are maybe 6 minutes of the episode. The rest is a bunch of bullshit with resolving the conflicts in the crew that had been brewing all season.

    Only saving grace is the fight scene, but then the macho American space marine gets schooled by lieutenant mister bean? Lolwut

    What the hell do they think this is, Hamlet, Gone With the Wind, Ruggles of Red Gap? It’s a goddamned space western, aliens in rubber masks, you know the drill!










  • Meanwhile, Final Fantasy Tactics with the translation-so-bad-it’s-might-be-a-masterpiece.

    Actually interesting and novel ability names

    Japanese: Dance with knives

    1997 Localization: Wiznaibus

    WotL Localization: Mincing Minuet

    Dialog that pulls no punches

    Japanese: My bad, but it’s between you and your god

    1997 Localization: Tough luck…Don’t blame me. Blame yourself or God.

    WoTL Localization: Forgive me. 'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you, not I.

    Other gems lost in the improved localization:

    • “heavens wish to destroy all minds”
    • “the doom of a planet”
    • “evanescence, such a sad word”
    • “time, save your kindness for the worthy”

    All that being said, the final fantasy gang is generally spectacular with English mastery. It’s like you can tell which books they like to read when they choose obscure words like Eidolon.