They think they can…

I’m tempted to agree with you but the people who voted for it do.

“Peace for our time!”

Neville Chamberlain.

He’s in a stable condition…

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

Why would large manufacturers move to a US with all its pesky eco rules and labor protections

Bwahhahahahah… You’re funny.

Dudley Castle

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Meh… Give it another couple of decades.

Yeah, whenever I see these headlines my first thought is always “So far”

Keep it until next year. Use it in the new game.

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

I think depopulation is the best answer to global warming, but it has serious issues for economies rich people.

Coldest July of the rest of your life…

If Russia had those resources they would already be using them to end a “special military operation” that has now been ongoing for nearly three years…

Has he ever drunk bleach or shoved a light bulb up his arse?

I’ve just watched “Inside Out” for the first time and the credits scene with the cat absolutely nails it…