Hojicha if I’m fancy, two bags of oversteeped liptons with cream and sugar if I’m not fancy.

And the Supreme Court.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

By the measure of fascist rhetoric.

Probably.

•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

For Science!

He is perfect. What a great little egg man.

I’m almost completely indifferent to sports, but fuck the Yankees.

Back in the day, fanfiction.net had to impose a No Real People Fic rule, because it just got too weird and bad. I am also elderly.

I have no objections to her writing fan wank.

Start posting updates for your team. Even if it’s lonely talking to an empty room. Try to post a couple times a week with news or trivia or… old players new restaurants or whatever they do when they retire. We’re so little here that we can’t afford to lurk. Be the content you want to see.

Fanfiction, not politician. I hope there’s no overlap.

The second season was fan service and unnecessary. Sometimes it’s fine to end with one cohesive story and leave the rest to AO3.

I came to reddit from fark, before the digg migration or exodus or whatnot. There was also stumbleupon, and the others are all lost to me.

Step one: eat questionable meat whenever available, at any temperature.

Step two: ??

Step three: profit(s over people)

It’s the rules.

WHEEEK

Free coverage from Ryan Hall Y’all on youtube. He’s livestreaming for the foreseeable future with no ads.

LightningMaps is my favorite real time weather map site.

NOAA’s National Hurricane Center is the gold standard and updates regularly.