My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Did you see Regis this morning?
Most people: 😨
Statisticians: 🤓
I call it the Autism formerly Known As aspergers
I wish i had a train of thought.
Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”
Im more on the
“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”
Side of things
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
Its extra funny because they are on a beach… surrounded by water
Cinematic masterpiece
My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along
The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow
“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”
Fuck that. Be better than them.
Its such a low bar it should be easy
Microsoft teams
Pizza hut
Most of my utilities online sites
Bojack Horseman would have gone down in history as legendary if they had let that be the last episode. I didn’t particularly like the final episode. Maybe i just didn’t get what it was going for but the build up to what seemed like bojack dying alone through every fault of his own would have been an extremely fitting end for the series. Just my opinion tho.
I can’t rewatch the series because of that episode punching far too close to home and because i didn’t like the actual ending. Epic episode instant existential spiral.
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The aggressive enshittification of everything is why I’ve started downloading games from gog instead of steam.
Its why i have a jellyfin server.
Now its why ill have to find a new favorite mouse to use and have multiple backups of (once my g502 wireless and the backup finally die)
“Don’t you think he looks tired?”
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives