If you think that’s mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.
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For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.
Is that why bengay tastes like balls?
No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip
Want to be a nacho nacho man
The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.
Poseidon’s Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper
Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough
need to put more sugar in then
3 spoonfuls is not enough
Just get diabetes then.
What about ballsweat?
Well shit. Now I wonder if vagina lips can do the same thing. We need answers, damnit!
I love those catchy titles. It’s not something like “The Molecular Basis of Taste Perception in Mammals: A Comprehensive Review and Future Perspectives on Taste Receptors in Male Reproduction”
Nah, they go with: “Taste perception: from the tongue to the testis”
Short and concise to the point. Scientists have a sense of humorous wordplays after all.
Who uses the word “testis” in a scientific article?
I’m most definitively probably 100% maybe sure it is a scientific word.
Thank you for answering instead of down voting. English is my second language and I’ve never read the word in that context before
We usually see it as “testes” which is a technical term for the male sex glands.
Jfc I thought everyone was just shitposting here but this is a real what the fuck moment
Tastes
It works it really works
It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.
Don’t get cocktea on me. I done made scrotonade.
1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots
But Cubs did win.
Yeah! soy sauce isn’t sweet! do it again but try sugar water this time you fuckin clowns!
Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.
My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.
Don’t leave us hanging OP, get down there.
my intuition says it would taste like cordial
mvp
Uhhh I have never heard of this but I might test it…
But why
Prehistoric dangling diabetes detectors
What
You heard him
Actually I read it but I just didn’t understand.
the testis evolved in the balls
A reference to another greentext and anatomical issue. Diabetics have sweet urine.
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
Doesn’t seem to work properly on iced tea, so test it before cooling.
My honeymoon could have gotten quite a twist
Someone please call the science memes community! Misinformation is winning against me!!
Teabag on teabag anyone?
I’m sitting here with explosive diarrhoea and this would be somewhat worse if my balls could taste.
You realize you’re supposed to take your underwear off before using the toilet, right?
I do, yes. Did you miss the “explosive” part?
Its only a real problem when you have to switch from wiping to patting.
I prefer my bidet shower.
Using toilet paper seems so awfully unhygienic in comparison. Like, if you fell face first into a pile of shit, would you want some water, soap and a towel, or… a roll of paper?
I’ll have to take your word for it. I’ve only seen pictures of them.
How to tell if someone has a bidet: they’ll tell you about their bidet.
Side note: I have a bidet. Get one.
OK aye you got me with that one.
But also, it’s literally always been a thing here in Finland and I didn’t realise the rest of the planet doesn’t have it but default.
Like my grandparents bathroom had one before they remodeled it in the mid 90*s.
But yeah if you don’t have one, it doesn’t cost much. Whats that podcast one for instance.
Clear backblast.
I recommend a latrine then. Spread those cheeks and let 'er rip without fear of backsplash or collateral damage.
Can’t really be arsed to go outside everytime I need a shit.
I have a bidet shower so having a bit of splashback isn’t such a huge deal. Just remember not to mix up your arse towel with your face towel.
Hmm, I really need to get myself a bidet.
Definitely recommend.
It’s standard here in Finland since like… I don’t even know how long. Like literally all apartments will have a bidet-shower. More common than saunas, and those are pretty much standard in everything built around 90’s and later.
Speaking of saunas, we’re thinking of getting one, but I don’t know what to look for. Any thoughts? Also, what does maintenance look like?
Reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman proves you can eat from your ass and shit from your mouth.
Martha Stewart with the turkey 🤌🏻
