Relax in peace. He’s fine.
Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3
Did he fart?
Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.
OP can go fuck himself.
No way he’s 62
I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits
RIP Bob
(he’s just taking a nap)
Don’t scare me
OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out…because that’s what you did to me.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
May your pillow always have two warm sides
I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
Sonobabich!
Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.
